My Pink Sweater; or, Why The Knitting Guild May Think I'm Nuts...

I love free pattern sites, and last year I ran across the free site Garnstudio. At that time, all of their patterns (and there are HUNDREDS on this site) were offered in Danish, Swedish, and Norwegian, which made sense, since it is a Scandinavian company. But I just loved this little tank top, that I have pictured. It was even the perfect colour to go with some Anna Sui silk that I had. So, I printed off the pattern, and thought, "I can knit this." Ordered some Endless Summer Collection Lara in a dusty rose colour (that they don't have any more), and got set to knit myself a tank top.
Did I mention the pattern was in Norwegian?
Did I mention that I am not Norwegian, nor have I ever studied the language?
But...all was not lost. I found a crib sheet of knitting terms translating Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish into English, so...how hard could that be?
And then I took my project to the monthly Knitting Guild meeting. Although everyone said I was very ambitious for taking on such a project...I got some funny looks. Especially when I took the almost-completed sweater back the next month, and new people saw it.
One woman commented, "Oh...So you know how to speak Norwegian?"

"Nope, not a word."
"Um...then how can you knit a Norwegian pattern?"
"Oh...see, I have this little knitting dictionary, and it's not really hard...you mostly go by the measurements that they give you..."
The woman looked at me like I was slightly off my nut.
Well, it sounds like TMO is finally asleep (I think she's going to be an insomniac like me), so I can safely take some pictures without her coming into the study asking, "Hiya Mommy...what you doing?" (her latest favourite question).

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